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| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think your clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh god i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole |
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DAMON OBVIOUSLY LOVES HER MORE.
| Damon: | I want you to get everything you're looking for but right now I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people know I'm in town yet. Good night Elena. |
| Damon: | I love you Elena, and it's because I love you, that I can't be selfish with you; why you can't know this. I don't deserve you, but my brother does. |
| Damon: | I know you love Stefan, and it will always be Stefan, but I love you. |
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